To say much more would cross the border into spoiler territory. He grows a beard–a prolific, colossal, razor-proof, metaphysical, culture-shifting beard. But the disorder of There finds a way through, and that gateway is Dave’s face. This perfection is a force that holds something at bay: the chaos and unknown of There. His existence, along with the other citizens of Here, thrives on and is sustained by perfection and order: perfect houses on perfect streets a vaguely important job built on data charts, routine, and predictability completely shaven faces. Winner of the Inaugural 9th Art Award for 2013 and a recent New York Times Best Seller, The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil tells the story of Dave and his beard. But what if it wasn’t? What if, rather than choosing the beard, the beard chose you? Caution: “I didn’t choose the beard life the beard life chose me” is never a valid excuse, so please don’t use it–unless you are Dave of Stephen Collins’ graphic novel The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil. Regardless, you do have your reasons and your beard growth is your choice. Perhaps you’ve always had one, or maybe you really are just following “the trend” as beardsmen are so often accused lately. Your reasons for growing your beard are your own. “I just want to see what it can do,” I sometimes say, which is true, I suppose I’m still seeing what it can do, and I’m not sure what that threshold is. “How long are you going to let your beard get?” I’m often asked.
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